Simp

A kid who goes all out for the cat but never gets any. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Mikey or Brandon.

Bro Mikey is straight being whipped by a girl who friend zoned him.

Brandon cancelled going out drinking tonight to go shopping for bathing suits with Maggie.

Simp- A man who puts himself all out for a female who doesn’t bring anything to the table and typically friendzones him.

by bud_light.Destoryer June 8, 2020

Clout Simp

A person who is purposely nice to a person with a high following. They will be a simp to them so they can get clout.

Person- "Omg look at him, he's talking to the popular girl for clout"
Person 2- "He's such a clout simp
clout simp - "Hey Brittany, you're soo pretty. Would you mind shouting me out on Instagram?"

by Lil huddy's soft-ish :( dick June 8, 2020

Simp Paralysis

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.

Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.

by UnoKage June 9, 2020

Simp

Simp - a little bitch known as luke.

"Hey have you seen that luke guy"
"Yeah he's such a simp"

by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020

Simp

A little neckbeard known as luke. Who respects woman on a religious level

"Hey did you hear from luke?"
"Yeah! He's such a simp!"

by Littlemacaroni June 10, 2020

simp

Griffin Johnson

Griffin johnson is a simp for dixie damelio

by Hi Makenzie June 10, 2020

Simp

Square Pimp - when a "square" tries to be a pimp but he gets walked over by his hoes

T: Hey man did you see that Geez girls went renegade?
F: Yeah man dude's a straight Simp

by Why_is_this_on_me June 10, 2020