Zombie Penis

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.

Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!

by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019

Penis pills

A pill to make yo penis shoot up

Penis pills

by Kenzkenx March 16, 2019

Penis Chug

The act of inserting your penis into a bottle of your favorite beverage. Then, sucking in your stomach to vacuum up the beverage into your urethra and into your bladder. Then urinate out the beverage into your friend's mouth.

Then Andy dared me to give him a penis chug.

by Macaroni PP October 6, 2020

Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

by megaloptera December 7, 2022

Poopy Penis

When your penis gets dark brown feces on it from a poopy anus

Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad

by Never not doing it October 13, 2022

Penis skin

The skin on yo dick
It can also refer to shitpost songs and parodies such as: Penis skin - Kanye east

Joe: damn my Penis skin is too large
Doctor: i have good news and bad news
Joe: tell me the good news first
Doctor: you can name a new penis disease

by Exypnos October 11, 2021

Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.

“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”

by I Don’t Have a Small Penis June 22, 2022