Penis Land

A beautiful splendor of titmouses, cocks, and others.

Penis Land is beautiful as a splendor of titmouses, cocks, and other birds.

by guymcguyperson January 30, 2021

Penis Aids

having aids on your penis

"Gosh darn it, I think I have penis aids."

by fnncklrncvklrtov April 26, 2023

penis robe

another name for a condom

I forgot my penis robe, 18 years ago, that's how you were made son.

by tdog8675309 September 14, 2013

Penis music

An insult used against corny music

Person 1“Have you heard this before *plays penis music*
Person 2“No lol what is that penis music lmao”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

penis at the disco

When a guy whips his dick out at the disco most likely while dancing

I wrote this from back stage lol

Random guy: *whips dick out at the disco*
Timmy: *points* penis at the disco!

by raybeez May 24, 2022

PENIS SACRIFICE

When a male has lost his genitals and he has to choose a victim to take a penis from and attach it to himself. The victim is often chosen by the one performing the practice screaming,"PP SACRIFICE", as he points at the chosen one.

Females who wish to have a penis often perform this ritual also. They have to do the same as the males. Females often slip into comas after the ritual is practiced. There is no known reason why.

"PP SACRIFICE"

"????"

"PENIS SACRIFICE"

by GREGGRWGGER EGG September 14, 2018

Gangrenous Penis

Gangrenous penis is where a male's penis is restricted from having blood flow for so long that it dies, causing the tissue to rot while attached to the body.

You: Why does my dick look like that?
Doctor: Because you have Gangrenous Penis.

by Breckin Tedders May 25, 2022