jack white 

1) The Universe's equal and opposite reaction to Jack Black, in accordance with Newton's Laws of Motion.

2) New British slang meaning "to defecate".

1) Actual A Level Physics question from Specimen Paper:
"Name a particle-anti-particle pair?"
Accepted answers:
Positron and electron
Muon and anti-muon
Jack Black and Jack White

2) "Outta my way, I need a Jack White!"

jack white by Bailey89 May 13, 2006

Jack Hasabigpenis

A Guy with a Incredible large penis, used to poke old grannies with and rob their money.PS : his parents feeded him viagra since he was born.

Awmygawd jack look!Jack Hasabigpenis : *turns around and slaps his friend with his penis*U nigger u need make yer penis smaller.Jack : *Cums in face* gf nigger.

Jack Hasabigpenis by Ohhaiii April 30, 2009

Jack Black 

v: To take a piss on one's nut sack

"I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black" -Jon Lajoie

Jack Black by birdman12468 October 26, 2011

jack burn 

When you jack off so much you start to burn your penis from the friction.

My penis hurts from these jack burns'

jack burn by Gielskio June 4, 2003

jack ass of all trades 

a person who thinks he knows it all and is not swayed by the facts.

Regardless of the truth, Larry is a jack ass of all trades.

jack ass of all trades by Larry Johnson January 4, 2009

Jack Spot

A typo to Jack pot... Common misuse of the word - jack pot, esp by non-English speaking communities

Gigi - Is this the song you were looking for?
Fool - Jack Spot!!!
Gigi - Ima need u to go over to UD and define jack spot for me lololol :D
Fool - Smart Ass... I meant Jack Pot!!!

Jack Spot by trent123 April 10, 2011

jack of all trades 

Something that school aspires to develop its students into, a "jack of all trades" is a well-rounded person who has adapted many skills and is somewhat knowledgeable on many topics but is not an expert (or even an apprentice) in most or even all of the said skills.

Son: Mom I swept my report with C's in all my classes
Parent: Wtf I'm calling the school

-parent proceeds to call the school-

Parent: Wtf my son is a freaking failure how could this happen
Principal: What do you mean, he is a "jack of all trades", he will totally get into a university
Parent: Wtf, is my tax dollars really going into this shit education system
Principal: No, it's going into my wallet.. err I mean uhh, no, it is uhh, going to..
Parent: I'm putting my "jack of all trades" kid up for adoption

jack of all trades by gimme the money June 29, 2016