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Jimbo: Slay any dragons this weekend bud?
Bud: Yeah, me and Claire got frisky in the back of my Labaron. Then we had sex. So yeah I was slaying dragons this weekend.
by Jake M2009 May 16, 2008
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Drago

See also: Rocky IV

Doped-up Soviet boxer who dealt Apollo Creed a fatal KO during an exibition bout in Las Vegas. Rocky would later avenge Apollo's death by KOing Drago in the 15th round, in Moscow.
I cannot be defeated.
I defeat all man.
Soon, I defeat real champion.
If he dies, he dies.
by Omega Death May 8, 2005
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dungeons and dragons

Dungeons and Dragons is a game where the socially intelligent players should never come out of the closet and hide all evidence of this virgin prolonging addiction.

Keep it on the DL and get some outdoor hobbies so you don't rot in your grandma's basement without ever meeting a girl.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN THE CLOSET PLAYERS CAUGHT IN THE ACT! MAN THEY'RE REALLY KEEPING IT GAMER!

Dungeon Master: "The goblins spot you! Roll for initiative!
Player: "Oh boy, a 20 and a 1!"

KNOCK KNOCK

"Oh shit! THe only girls I know are here! Quick! Shove it in the closet!

Ladies: "What were you guys doing in the closet? Why don't you guys just admit your gay."
by The Snaps November 9, 2008
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mother of dragons

When you're about to spunk, shove your dick to the back of your girl's throat so deep that she chunders like a dragon. Continue to cum in her hair making it white like Khaleesi's from 'Game of Thrones'.
Guy 1: "Did you watch the new game of thrones last night?"
Guy 2: "I wish I did, but I was too busy making my girl the mother of dragons"
by Dandrew.Gaygon24 May 15, 2016
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Draygon

He\she is a crab-like monster from the Metroid games. When you face this thing, you find out it has kids, three of them. In your fight, he spays "web" at you which can make you go slower. When he dies, his kids come back and eat him.
Wow, Draygon is very hard to beat.
by Konmaster15 March 28, 2011
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Dargon Palace

If you happen to live within 150 miles of Harrisonburg, Virginia and you want your asshole to experience a thrashing sure to burn harder than the lava at Pompeii, you had best head to Dargon Palace. The Palace is a restaurant that serves Chinese food, as well as American ice cream and probably cat if you really want to know. Many people don't know that Dargon Palace exists, but if you live in Virginia and ever been outside and thought "Fuck, it really smells like ass today" chances are high that you just caught a whiff of the cooking that goes on in Dargon Palace.

Note: We are not trying to be racist about the cat thing, we just genuinely believe that you can eat that cat there. We aren't even trying to make a judgement. Cat actually probably tastes alright.
Bill: Yo, I'm hungry fool. Let's eat
Joe: OK. You want a side of bloody diahrrea with your food?
Bill: Yeah, man!
Joe: Then we should be hitting up Dargon Palace!

Another example:

Will: Dude, I thought you had a cat.
Bob: I did, but then the employees at Dargon Palace broke in and stole it.
Will: Shit, man. I ate there last night.
by The Eater of All the Dung January 4, 2018
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Drago

AK47 Russian assault rifle
Also know as a Chopper
I got a 100 round clip for my Drago.
by Piks Fresh2Def January 20, 2018
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