reservoir cum

The left over cum in his/her belly button when said man came.

Sansa: dude why is there so much cum in my belly button.
Jeoffry: That's called reservoir cum, Sansa.

by AyyyyeSupreme September 13, 2017

Cum dumpster

A person who takes on a lot of cum

Omg tiffiny is the biggest whore ever

Yeah shes such a fucking cum dumpster

by Bitchplosion October 13, 2017

Fuckington Cum

A very far away place. Usually used to describe where someone will have to unexpectedly and rapidly depart to.

"He stepped on the mine and was blown to fuckington cum."

by Helloyoucuntrs April 24, 2017

cum squirrel

When you give a facial to someone with teeth that stick out.

Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.

by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017

spidy cum

When a man eats a shit ton of celery it causes his ejaculate to take on a spider web like consistency.

When Justin came all over his girl's face his load was like a sticky spider web that she couldn't get off. Justin proudly explained that his spidy cum was the result of the bag of celery he had eaten earlier that day as she was frantically trying to get it off of her face and out of her hair.

by Tittsmcgee March 11, 2018

Cum Dumpster

A cum dumpster is a female that will allow any guy to cum inside of them. They don't use condoms because they either "don't like the feeling " it gives or they are purposely trying to get pregnant to receive handouts, child support, or government assistance to maintain their spending or drug habits without ever having to work. They will usually go around baiting men with sayings like "I will let you do anything you want to me." And once they got you about to finish, they'll hold your arms down and ride you like a Harley until you are completely drained. It's like a community dumpster full of semen. Ten men will enter. Nine will walk away, all likely with a sexually transmitted disease. The 1 will be stuck with child support until he decides committing suicide would be better then dealing with the pain of gonorrhea and having to hand over money to a slut every month.

Ayy bruh, you get summa' dat pie last night? Shitt mayne, she told me dat she hadda' apple pie and it was uh nasty cream pie bruh. Looked like a cum dumpster bruh. Prolly' from all dose' dudes she be hookin' up wit, I should prolly get checked yadadamean?

by Uncle Renegade March 3, 2017

cum rot

when a hole is full of rotten cum CUM ROT occurs

liz had a cum rot problem that she cleared with a enema

by farkeyew June 3, 2016