A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day
Person one: what the fuck are you on about
by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

by kyleeadams April 10, 2021

by elliejellie91 September 8, 2023

by Fwammm May 10, 2024

The month of May, the month you stop drinking to determine if it MAY be the alcohol that’s making you fat. It’s like Dry-January, only it’s strictly superficial.
I lost 20 pounds during Maybe-May, it was the booze the whole time! Let’s stop drinking during May, maybe we will lose weight.
by JaxU April 27, 2021
