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reverse headcanon

A headcanon that dictates a canon event to be a non-canon one.
I'll do a reverse headcanon and pretend that doesn't exist.
by deepintheass August 9, 2023
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Reverse Lady and Tramp

Where you take in the spagett in through a double ended dildo with another person
person one: hey man was she kinky?
person two: uhhh yeah you could say that... she wanted to do a Reverse Lady and Tramp
person one: what the fuck is that?
by bonksado March 29, 2021
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Reverse Arnold

A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also getting Arnold to the choppa!...the sucker is the crapper.

Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.

In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse Arnold.

In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
by Arny grape October 28, 2023
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Reverse Slip-n-Slide

When one man (or woman) gets on their hands and knees and inserts a funnel into their butthole as another pours milk down the tube into their ass. After this point the milk chugger will have to shit and diarrhea will fly out of the funnel backwards creating a reverse slip-n-slide.
The other night I did a reverse slip-n-slide at my girl's sweet 16...shit was wild
by MacSnac December 25, 2019
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Reverse Buddha Flip

A Reverse Buddha Flip is where you perform a Loser 180
Dave: You guys know I can Buddha Flip

Dave looks proud

Bunny: Watch this!

Bunny does a Reverse Buddha Flip

Dave: Damn that looks so cool.

Dave is in awe.
by Bunny420. May 11, 2009
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Reverse Cochran

When you’re playing Minecraft and your bros jam 2 Xbox controllers in your anus.
“Bro you can mine twice as fast if you do the reverse Cochran
by Hubtard February 6, 2023
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Reverse Card

The end of all arguments cannot be countered only use in dire situations

Out powers no u
Bob: U are big gay
Rob: no u
Bob: Reverse card
Rob: *dies*
by rT Gravity August 13, 2019
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