by AerickBacon December 05, 2023
True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.
Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.
Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot
Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,
Because at the time
Being gay
Was
Frowned
Upon, so he
Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes
Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of
His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,
not
A name to
Discriminate
Against, so we
Are simply using
This name as an example.
Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.
Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot
Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,
Because at the time
Being gay
Was
Frowned
Upon, so he
Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes
Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of
His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,
not
A name to
Discriminate
Against, so we
Are simply using
This name as an example.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
Well known author of detective/police procedural novels. Most of his novels are set in Los Angeles and are centered on his primary character harry(hieronymus) bosch. He wrote the novel "Lincoln lawyer" upon which the movie of the same name is based.starring matthew mcconaughey. Connolly does not get bogged down with police shop talk and he makes the payoff well worth the read!
by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021
Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability
Ex kings lynn Town striker
Very fit
Ex kings lynn Town striker
Very fit
by Guinness June 17, 2021
A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.
"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"
by disposableheroes May 18, 2018
by Michael Oliver from Africa April 24, 2023