Hands free prostate exam

The act of butt fucking somebody whilst standing up

“Yo did you hear Brad gave Mary a hands free prostate exam, that pretty freaky”

by Sm!tty345 April 18, 2024

For free!?

When a person posts or responds to social media conversation with a unintentional sexual suggestive photo, in a manner where he/she is completely unaware of the sexual intent, usually of their feet or a body part, facial expression, or pose.

Girl: Hey bestie, look at my new toe nail polish. I got my toes done today.

*send pics of feet*

Guy: FOR FREE!?

by Guillioandbarbara April 19, 2024

Spotify free

I HATE SPOTIFY IT IS MAKING ME LOOSE MY MIND.
I'm actually going insane it's not a joke. For those of you with Spotify premium you will never understand our pain... never mind the CONSTANT ads-literally every 5 minutes- Spotify doesn't think my discernment is good enough tor picking one song. No spotify has 5 more recommended songs to play in front of my desired song. It feels classist I can't explain why it just does... and now Spotify is taking away our lyric reading rights! It feels like an injustice. And dear Spotify, due to how bad you have treated me I will never EVER cave. You will not have my money. You have broken my trust.
Switching to pirating music ❤️ (joking for legal reasons)

Me and my loved ones at a funeral~ "sweetie you are in charge of the playlist after all this was your best friend, they would want you to do the honors..put some Spotify on"
"really are you sure...?"
"Yes love put together a playlist please."
*A curated 5 hour sad music playlist playing*

Ave Maria finishes playing** Spotify thinks she got it from here and puts on bad feeling (oompa loompa)
(sped up vers.)
"This is so disrespectful!!!!, I can't believe you would play this at your best friends funeral!!"
*all loved ones shun you*

'In the car'
Let me put on some music!- *you will get 30 minutes of uninterrupted listening after this short break* (lies) "tampax can protect just like pads!!!😁😁😁😁🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Friend later* Marsai Martin isn't real she can't hurt you, i'll put on some calming music...
"Marsai
Martin here!! ok true story! One time while vacationing in the Bahamas-
“AHHHH SKIP IT PLEASE SKIP”
"I can't Spotify free froze the screen!!"
"You ran out of skips!!!!"

by 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 May 10, 2024

Content free

Something, like a glossy presentation, that doesn't actually communicate anything of substance and tends instead to be composed of bland statements with have no real meaning.

I didn't learn anything new from that talk. It seemed to be entirely 'content free', just full of meaningless statements most likely written by consultants

by uncited June 29, 2024

Bra Free Friday

Just like Free Boob Friday in 2014, Bra Free Friday is the day when ladies have the choice of going braless for the whole day while wearing a tight top to not only show off their awesome boob curves but also their perky nips. The purpose is to celebrate the upcoming weekend and to torture dudes all around all day long! Also, it is a pretty good day to do laundry.

Joe: What is happening today? Why are all the girls braless?
Bob: Don't you remember? It's Bra Free Friday!
Joe: Oh yeah! The best day of the week!

by CrazyKreed September 29, 2024

flagrance-free

Describes laundry detergent dat's not been created using any obviously-illegal/unethical ingredients or practices.

Having no artificial scents is indeed a plus for a particular brand of washing-machine suds-maker, but I'd wanna make sure dat it is flagrance-free, as well, so dat my purchase would not be supporting atrocities like using fake surfacants, employing slave labor, etc.

by QuacksO October 11, 2024

Call-Free

A word used for when you don't have to use a phone, or call someone.

If they offer a call-free solution, it would be useful to know for future reference.

by Steminator December 7, 2024