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Fortified Fucking February 

The follow up to famous Juicy Jizz January, Fortified Fucking February allows one to fuck as hard as they physically can due to the amount of nutting and gay porn watching.

Only works if one participated in Juicy Jizz January.
Ashley: "hey babe guess what~"

Brian: "What?"

Ashley: "Its Fortified Fucking February! I hope your dick is ready~"

hermione fucking granger 

hermione fucking granger is one of the hottest characters in harry potter. oh to be harry in that one scene in dh1
"hermione fucking granger is so hot"
"ikr so is emma watson"

a fucking knobhead 

Someone so tremendously fucking stupid, they could be classified as Sub-Doorknob in intelligence. Specially used when someone still cannot use "Their", "They're and "There".
P1: Hey, I think that's they're wallet, you should give it back
P2: In the least amount of respect possible, you're a fucking knobhead.

so fucking xo 

A woman who has given her last fucks about anything due to people’s dumb ass decisions she has gone completely insane and psychotic while still remaining so fucking amazing and adorable
She is so fucking xo I want to be her!
so fucking xo by Soxo March 6, 2021

The Fucking Burger.

A burger made with 2 Psilocybin caps as “buns” of the burger, an angus patty basted in cani-butter, THC grown lettuce, LSD infused ketchup and mustard, Acid tabs layer neatly on 2 slices of provolone, and finally a cup of lean to wash it down.
Bro I’ve been tripping all day. Nah Bruh you haven’t had The Fucking Burger. Before

lesbian fucking 

Go back to watching tick tok but I guess just for the fun.........
Lesbian fucking I sucked her pussy so hard”FUCK OH FUCK MAKE ME CUM”she yelled I just kept licking and sucking”she moaned louder each time,shen I started eating out her ass hole”FUCK OH FUCK MAKE-MAKE ME CUM YES YES”