Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

by Guesseppe October 17, 2025

That's not what it's called

Stop doing that. Stop LETTING him do that. You people are fucking idiots. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Hym "That's not what it's called. That is not what is happening there. Your assertion is that HIS DERANGMENT... About how successful you are... Made HIS SON kill him... As opposed to something he was maybe doing to his son... Like, is that what happened to family in Wausau who were killed by their own son? The parents were ALSO so deranged by the outcome of the election that THEIR SON... Killed them. Do the kids love Trump so much that that have to KILL THEIR OWN PARENTS to defend him? Or is it probably something else? Like, the LIKELY... That it is MY THING... Is SO MUCH HIGHER... Than the likelihood that it's THAT... What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam December 16, 2025

Ophelia, call the police

A scene from the 2019 movie, "Us", where a smart home speaker is unhelpful when asked to call police.

Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."

by smolmua October 31, 2020

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achille, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025