Misidentified Fart

A Misidentified fart is when you think a fart is either a small or regular fart but turns out to be a huge load of diarrhea that fills you pants.

Jim: hey John that fart sounded like you shit you self.
John: yeah ummm....it was a misidentified fart

by Tillergang360 December 25, 2021

Trick fart

Wet fart of a hookers john

Nasty as a trick fart

by TommySan March 11, 2022

Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

Fart Municipal

The grand master who has perfected the art of farting. He governs respect when his loose sphincter has a bowel wave.

"Dude did you just drop your guts?"

"Na man that smells like a 3 day gerbil that just crwaled out of Dave's ass."

"Yeah Dave's the fart municipal he must have cut his lunch and sharted his jocks again"

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by Rusty Trombosis February 5, 2022

Fart lung

Fart lung is a phrase used when somebody farts in a room with other people in the room and they inhale the fart

Person 1- farts, Person 2-dude your going to give me fart lung

by Justheretomakeapoint February 5, 2022

fart splat

When you think it's a fart, but it splats

Mom: Why is there poop on your pants?!
Me: I though it was a fart, but it was a fart splat.

by ItsBulldog April 17, 2022

filly fart

Straight from El Paso, Queef in Texas is known as a Filly Fart.
A filly is a Mare or female horse for you city folk.

Candice ripped a Filly Fart every time she did a Sorority Squat.

by El_Borbah December 31, 2020