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Straightway

Almost the same thing as a gaytway. The difference is that a straightway is someone who is used to help someone else look less gay by being involved in a relationship with them. This person is the opposite sex, or simply not the same sex, as the person being “helped”. The person “helping” is not aware that they are being used.
Person 1: did you see that gay boy Anthony is dating that hot cheerleader?

Person 2: yes, but she’s just his straightway. He’s trying to prove to his cholos that he’s not a homosexual.

Person 1: Oh my gosh you and Jeffry are so cute together! Ima cry at how cute you two are!
Person 2: Tina ;-; I already told you I’m just trying to prove to my parents that I’m not a lesbian. He’s just my straightway.
by godandanime04 October 24, 2018
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Straighttentacion

When you’re gay asf but will only go straight for XXXTentacion.
I’m only straight for one person. I’m straighttentacion.
by Lildoodle December 23, 2018
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straightism

A characteristic or an act unique to a straight person. Examples:-

1. Punching a friends hard on the arm, just for fun
2. Brawling in the street after a night out
3. Getting angry because 'your team' didn't win at sportsball.
1: Why are those straight guys arguing over a sphere?
2: No idea, must be a straightism...
by Caphson May 28, 2019
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Straights

Cigarettes out of a box - not rollies
Can you buy me a pack of straights?’
by ThE ToRiEs aRe cUnTs June 22, 2019
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Straights

British, a pack of pre-rolled cigarettes.
Asking a friend who smokes "have you got any straights?"
by Eltuno August 19, 2019
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straightforward response

Refers to how a dude's love-pipe behaves if a gal he's with shows him "The Merchandise".
A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
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Straightballin'

When you're clean and sober and still owning life like a boss!

Instead of chasing belongings that junkie dogs have stolen in one's absence, you just replace them like "yeah cunt, have my hand me downs"
See how well she's doing since she got off the shit?! That bitch is straightballin'

They've just replaced all the stuff our junkie crumb asses stole from them like they don't give a fuck?! Those cunts are definitely straightballin' now
by Rex B. Mymind August 25, 2019
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