Fractured Penis

Probably the most hideous sexual injury a man can suffer behind waking up next to a dog rough woman.

Somehow the sections of the penis which contain blood during an erection are burst via a violent snapping of the penis, rendering it utterly and completely worthless to the owner and anyone else.

The ability to get an erection thereafter is limited to agonising semis where blood ends up swelling the penis but it fails to get hard or any decent shape.

The clinic was full of people with a fractured penis, it is all the rage at the moment.

When will people learn that dry bumming is never going to end well.

by Doug up February 23, 2018

bulgarian penis

Common greet in Bulgaria for tourists.

You ( the tourist ) Hey how has ur day been going Bulgarian penis.
Them : Good thanks

by Garuuu October 22, 2019

Goraieb Penis

The medical condition compared to or the same as micro penis.

Wow that thing is small,do you have "goraieb penis"

by XxsuperdickxX December 1, 2011

Penis wrinkled

When you destroy someone in a 1v1

Me: I beat you 10-0, u just got penis wrinkled with your salty bitch ass

Opponent: no! Your a bot

by Con9412 January 24, 2021

Penis wrangler

A woman twisting Turing and biting your penis

Yeah she’s a total penis wrangler I low key love it though

by Single lover 1793 May 23, 2020

penis nuckle

A large not in the middle of a penis

Lyle Flanagan has a penis nuckle

by Dumass 69 October 9, 2013

Penis licker

The equivalent of a human being using its tongue to lick off the dried yeast and old crusted dead skin of the man's lower body organ between his legs.

Hey!!! That person is a penis licker! Radical!!!

by Bigbustyradiatorcum March 29, 2023