double hand fart

(V) sound of a fart made from friction of double hands

I miss my gf, I wanna double hand fart.

by Melone May 3, 2018

Shaking hands with the devil

The unfortunate act when a cigarette gets stuck to your lips & you try to remove cigarette from your lips but instead slide your fingers down to the cherry & and shake your hand in pain.

Your fingers doin ok bro, I saw you shaking hands with the devil and it looked brutal

by Benjiblueyes April 12, 2020

Edward Sparkle-Hands

The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.

Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!

by SlowPotato November 19, 2020

soapy shit hands

Soapy shit hands, when you have some sort of poop on your hands and when you wash them with soap and water, it makes brown bubbles, and when you’re completely done rinsing and drying it smells like soap and shit mixed together.

Dude I was wiped my ass and I went too wash my hands now I have soapy shit hands

by loltoastlol November 25, 2020

Second Hand Fuck

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move

I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.

by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020

Stupid Left Hand

A gentlemen that uses his left hand to make a cunt uncontrollably squirt cum from her vagina.

His Stupid left hand made me cum uncontrollably.

by Nasty Tongue July 16, 2020

2nd hand stupidity

A feeling you get when you encounter something so incredibly idiotic you can almost feel the stupidity radiating off of it, making you feel dumb.

I just watched a JayStation video and I got 2nd hand stupidity.

by Hhhhuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm July 19, 2020