The Urban Dictionary is a hilarious and amazing website, is purpose being to amuse users while informing them with some pretty interesting word definitions. Users can create their own definitions for words and if they are lucky, have them published on this fantastic website! If you are reading this, it means I was one of the chosen few!
I’m bored, oh I know, I’ll look at hilarious word definitions on the Urban Dictionary ! That’s always guaranteed to make me laugh!
by Nadiaisoneofmybesties March 17, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.A place where a good legitimate definition gets denied but an immature middle-schooler's slang term for sex or masturbation can be added with ease.
User: "I don't know why my term "Garba-GE" got denied on Urban Dictionary but this one doofus can add so many different terms for the word "Masturbation"!"
User's friend: "Cus they're all fucking retarded 12 year olds who just learned what sex was from a high schooler on the bus"
Me: "I highly doubt this definition will even pass the editors because they're probably the same kids that add stupid shit"
User's friend: "Cus they're all fucking retarded 12 year olds who just learned what sex was from a high schooler on the bus"
Me: "I highly doubt this definition will even pass the editors because they're probably the same kids that add stupid shit"
by Teethpick March 17, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.Typically a type of ambush attack where one or more people who critique a word someone uses which results to people using literal, strict and obtuse interpretations of dictionary definitions to prove they're right. These people will selectively choose definitions to argue with and disregard definitions--even from the dictionary they're using--to contradict their interpretation of what a word means.
When Harry said he loved the movie The Matrix, Jonas started a dictionary battle when he interjected that Harry didn't actually "love" the movie because he wasn't romantically attracted to it and that he should "like" the movie instead.
by seriously00 March 19, 2019
Get the dictionary battle mug.Used to be a dictionary for slang but that was before I was even born. It now has about 7 million definitions from everything to bizarre sex positions to extremely biased definitions of celebrities or a combination of the two.
by DaSluttyMary April 21, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.Offers user-made definitions of stupid words and is not a reliable service. If you go to Urban Dictionary for actual definitions, you are stupid and deserve what's coming to you.
Ugh, Jane thinks I hate her 'cause I said I'd spoon her. She read spooning was something bad on Urban Dictionary.
by MakiMura April 22, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.The website you are currently on, that has definitions for words, but most of the time the definitions given are very absurd, usually sexual, and can also make you very sad when you go look up a normal word like 'pineapple', and then someone tells you you're stupid. But, it can also be a fun ride as you look through the ridiculous things people have wrote for definitions.
Person: Well, I'm bored. I'm going to go onto Urban Dictionary and see some definitions people came up with.
Person: Alright, what word should I look up first? Oh! How about 'birthday'?
Urban Dictionary: "The day I came out of a vagina"
Person:.....Ok, I mean, that's not wrong. But, I was expecting the celebration of ones birth. Eh, lets try something else.
Person: How about 'chlorine'?
Urban Dictionary: "The cologne of summer"
Person:.....Again, that isn't technically wrong. But....ah, forget it.
Person: Oh, I got one! How about 'pineapple'? I should get a simple definition for that.
Urban Dictionary: A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition"
Person:.....Wait, what? What do they mean by that?
Person: *Scrolls down to the second definition for 'pineapple'*
Urban Dictionary: "Why the shit would you want to search up the definition of pineapple. It's a god damn fruit and there is no definition for pineapple. If you're reading this, you're retarded."
Person:..........Oh.
Person: Well, I don't know if I should be sad about being called retarded, or the fact that this person thinks 'pineapple' has no definition.
Person: Maybe another definition will cheer me up.
Person: I got it! How about, 'alphabet'? It's literally the alphabet. What kind of definition could someone make for it?
Urban Dictionary: "The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus."
Person:..........Why does our species exist?
Person: Alright, what word should I look up first? Oh! How about 'birthday'?
Urban Dictionary: "The day I came out of a vagina"
Person:.....Ok, I mean, that's not wrong. But, I was expecting the celebration of ones birth. Eh, lets try something else.
Person: How about 'chlorine'?
Urban Dictionary: "The cologne of summer"
Person:.....Again, that isn't technically wrong. But....ah, forget it.
Person: Oh, I got one! How about 'pineapple'? I should get a simple definition for that.
Urban Dictionary: A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition"
Person:.....Wait, what? What do they mean by that?
Person: *Scrolls down to the second definition for 'pineapple'*
Urban Dictionary: "Why the shit would you want to search up the definition of pineapple. It's a god damn fruit and there is no definition for pineapple. If you're reading this, you're retarded."
Person:..........Oh.
Person: Well, I don't know if I should be sad about being called retarded, or the fact that this person thinks 'pineapple' has no definition.
Person: Maybe another definition will cheer me up.
Person: I got it! How about, 'alphabet'? It's literally the alphabet. What kind of definition could someone make for it?
Urban Dictionary: "The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus."
Person:..........Why does our species exist?
by The fish nish. April 22, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online dictionary for slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Define Your World." The website was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham. Originally, Urban Dictionary was intended as a dictionary of slang, or cultural words or phrases, not typically found in standard dictionaries, but it is now used to define any word, event or phrase. Words or phrases on Urban Dictionary may have multiple definitions, usage examples, and tags. Some examples are "Angry Hitler" or "Russian Candy Cane." As of 2014, the dictionary had over seven million definitions, while 2,000 new entries were being added daily.
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