3 definitions by The fish nish.
The website you are currently on, that has definitions for words, but most of the time the definitions given are very absurd, usually sexual, and can also make you very sad when you go look up a normal word like 'pineapple', and then someone tells you you're stupid. But, it can also be a fun ride as you look through the ridiculous things people have wrote for definitions.
Person: Well, I'm bored. I'm going to go onto Urban Dictionary and see some definitions people came up with.
Person: Alright, what word should I look up first? Oh! How about 'birthday'?
Urban Dictionary: "The day I came out of a vagina"
Person:.....Ok, I mean, that's not wrong. But, I was expecting the celebration of ones birth. Eh, lets try something else.
Person: How about 'chlorine'?
Urban Dictionary: "The cologne of summer"
Person:.....Again, that isn't technically wrong. But....ah, forget it.
Person: Oh, I got one! How about 'pineapple'? I should get a simple definition for that.
Urban Dictionary: A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition"
Person:.....Wait, what? What do they mean by that?
Person: *Scrolls down to the second definition for 'pineapple'*
Urban Dictionary: "Why the shit would you want to search up the definition of pineapple. It's a god damn fruit and there is no definition for pineapple. If you're reading this, you're retarded."
Person:..........Oh.
Person: Well, I don't know if I should be sad about being called retarded, or the fact that this person thinks 'pineapple' has no definition.
Person: Maybe another definition will cheer me up.
Person: I got it! How about, 'alphabet'? It's literally the alphabet. What kind of definition could someone make for it?
Urban Dictionary: "The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus."
Person:..........Why does our species exist?
Person: Alright, what word should I look up first? Oh! How about 'birthday'?
Urban Dictionary: "The day I came out of a vagina"
Person:.....Ok, I mean, that's not wrong. But, I was expecting the celebration of ones birth. Eh, lets try something else.
Person: How about 'chlorine'?
Urban Dictionary: "The cologne of summer"
Person:.....Again, that isn't technically wrong. But....ah, forget it.
Person: Oh, I got one! How about 'pineapple'? I should get a simple definition for that.
Urban Dictionary: A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition"
Person:.....Wait, what? What do they mean by that?
Person: *Scrolls down to the second definition for 'pineapple'*
Urban Dictionary: "Why the shit would you want to search up the definition of pineapple. It's a god damn fruit and there is no definition for pineapple. If you're reading this, you're retarded."
Person:..........Oh.
Person: Well, I don't know if I should be sad about being called retarded, or the fact that this person thinks 'pineapple' has no definition.
Person: Maybe another definition will cheer me up.
Person: I got it! How about, 'alphabet'? It's literally the alphabet. What kind of definition could someone make for it?
Urban Dictionary: "The act of using the alphabet to bring a woman considerable pleasure during cunnilingus."
Person:..........Why does our species exist?
by The fish nish. April 22, 2019
Old Sinister Turmoil is a FNaF fan game and was the original version of Sinister Turmoil created by UHQ_Games, who literally vanished from the internet after giving up on the game and giving it to a new developer. Old Sinister Turmoil featured FNaF models that weren't very accurate, with just sharp teeth slapped on them and their eyes removed. The game also contained assets taken from the Unity market for free, and not very good environments. A full game was never released, but small demos were that had you playing as an animatronic and walking around a small area. Another demo had you as a human doing very small and simple tasks in a building. Overall, Old Sinister Turmoil was trash and only gained so many followers from its promise of multiplayer (which would never have happened in the first place).
THIS EXAMPLE DOES NOT REPRESENT ALL OLD ST FANS, ONLY ONES THAT ARE CHILDISH AND COMPLAIN.
Old ST Fan: Ew, the new game sucks so much! It's so different from the original, and now Multiplayer is gone! It's like the devs don't care about the fans at all.
Dev: But, more effort has been put into the New Sinister Turmoil than the Old Sinister Turmoil.
Old ST Fan: You guys changed the story so much! An amusement park? Lame!
Dev: But, the Old Sinister Turmoil also had an amusement park in its story, and the story is still mostly the same.
Old ST Fan: The animatronics aren't even scary! They look so ugly!
Dev: The animatronics aren't suppose to look scary though, they're suppose to be intimidating. And more effort was put into them then the old ones.
Old ST Fan: You got rid of Multiplayer! That was the best thing about the game!
Dev: The original dev lied about it though, and it wasn't going to happen. We at least tried to make it a reality, but couldn't.
Old ST Fan: You don't care about the fans and what they want! Screw this game!
Dev: But, we do....
Old ST Fan: Ew, the new game sucks so much! It's so different from the original, and now Multiplayer is gone! It's like the devs don't care about the fans at all.
Dev: But, more effort has been put into the New Sinister Turmoil than the Old Sinister Turmoil.
Old ST Fan: You guys changed the story so much! An amusement park? Lame!
Dev: But, the Old Sinister Turmoil also had an amusement park in its story, and the story is still mostly the same.
Old ST Fan: The animatronics aren't even scary! They look so ugly!
Dev: The animatronics aren't suppose to look scary though, they're suppose to be intimidating. And more effort was put into them then the old ones.
Old ST Fan: You got rid of Multiplayer! That was the best thing about the game!
Dev: The original dev lied about it though, and it wasn't going to happen. We at least tried to make it a reality, but couldn't.
Old ST Fan: You don't care about the fans and what they want! Screw this game!
Dev: But, we do....
by The fish nish. July 12, 2018
A FNaF fan game created by an awesome team with a very manly and awesome leader named ANGUs GAMEs who are the new people working on the new and better version of said fan game that is about special versions of animatronics called Sinister and Prototype (and maybe more) attacking a person in a theme park who is trying to figure out what's going on and who the master mind behind it all is.
Hey guess what? Sinister Turmoil. Wait that joke sucked. Wait that wasn't even a joke. Shit I suck at jokes.
by The fish nish. January 1, 2018