Jesus School

A school that prays a unessecary excessive amount of times a day. You spend so much money on school but it still manages to be broke

John asked his mom “ My school needs $50 from each student” mom then replies “why?” And John quickly says “wth mom it’s going broke”. Mom says “ oop that sounds like Jesus School “

by Urtletheturtle August 4, 2018

Jesus

My favourite fictional character.

My favourite characters include, Harry Potter, The Easter Bunny, Santa, and Jesus.

by tAll pOppy sYndrome July 31, 2021

Jesus

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!

Guy 1: Do you know jesus?
Guy 2: Hell yea man hes a legend

by lplikferd August 4, 2024

Jumping for Jesus

The act of committing suicide by jumping off a high surface.

The victims of 9/11 were all Jumping for Jesus

by anonymous July 19, 2021

jesus

a name that you cant legally call your kid because the word contains the word sus

guy1: jesus, more like je (sus)
guy2: getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead

by rory senpai May 8, 2021

OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

An expression of deep anxiety and dissatisfaction with a situation.

Teacher: Oh, by the way, you failed my class. And you gotta go to summer school. Fuck*ng re*ard.

You: OOOHHH JESUS CHRIST WHYyyYhyy?!?

by yeetsondamalker January 6, 2022

Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.

Have you read the Jesus family tomb?

by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010