zoopathy

a disease of animals as distinct from a human disease.

Rinderpest is a zoopathy.

by uttam maharjan May 15, 2011

Zoootd

messed up

i'm really zoootd right now

by the real designer..z..18 August 23, 2011

zooip

The sound that a burning plastic bag that was wrapped around a hotdog stick and lit in a campfire makes as melting, burning droplets of plastic drip off the stick and accelerate toward the ground, with a beautiful blue dancing light accompaniment!

Zooip... Zooip!

(pronounced zoo - ip)

Hey Skipper, check out the Zooip from this 4L milk bag!

by linuxgeex October 19, 2014

zoops

combination of ZOMG + Oops = zoops

expression of extreme excitement when someone fucks up

skateboard trick ending in faceplant = zoops
sex act gone wrong = zoops
braggadocio ending in utter humiliation = zoops

by SteelersSlob September 18, 2016

zoop

Vape or e-cig, most commonly used in scotland

Gan for a zoop eh
Whos got a zooper
Anyone got a zoop
Gee us a refil
Fit mg is this min
Wit liquid you got

by Cruickys April 19, 2018

zoopy

glum, gloomy, depressing, sad, failing, sadly soaking, anything that describes my life.

"The weather was very zoopy today, so i didnt wear my white vans" - Nitty

by leep dad May 22, 2017

Zoop

1. Exclamation (informal): An immediate reaction of surprised disgust or avoidance to a situation or person, especially when referring to failed (or ongoing) relationship.

2. Noun: The immediate reaction of disgust or avoidance.

1. "OH my god Tiffany, the night was going so well until he whipped out his soggy hotdog and told me to add the mustard"

"ZOOP."

"I know right?"
"Fuck that guy."

2. "Tiffany, I hope your zoop scared the shit out of him and packed that sausage away."
"Why do you keep saying, 'zoop'? What the hell is a zoo-"
"ZOOP."

by WeeklyPrezent November 23, 2017