If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
by Darwin800 August 6, 2024
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Guy 2: Nah bro, you're absolutely zooked!
Guy 2: Nah bro, you're absolutely zooked!
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A slang word for a blunt. Usually included in the phrase "Slam a Zookie", which means to smoke/eat a blunt exceptionally fast.
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1:The movie "Strays" is straight up zoobait!
2: I know! They didn't need to show the close up of his balls like that!
2: I know! They didn't need to show the close up of his balls like that!
by Dallasd3 October 21, 2023
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Dude, I was so fucking horny last night that I resorted to joining a zoomkake session with like 30 randoms from across world.
by adurabull October 24, 2023
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by monkdoc January 8, 2024
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That meeting was an absolute Zoomaggedon. The dog went crazy barking at the mail man, and the kids caused so much disruption.
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