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you rofl my waffle

Has no real meaning other than a synonym for ROFL. It happens to be catchy, rhyming, and also somewhat homosexual.
by progamer124 February 5, 2004
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Waffle in the toaster

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.
by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008
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Flamming Twat Waffle

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.
by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010
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waffle house

1. a 24-hour dive with underpaid waitresses, classically bad juke box music, bathrooms a la truckstop, and food that no respectable arteries woulc bear.
2. the only place to go-- besides Wal-Mart-- after 11pm in Arkadelphia, Arkansas and similiar ends of the world
Waffle House coffee is crack in motor oil form.
by medaeval December 26, 2003
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waffle goth

You know those weird gothic kids who hang out at places like Waffle House, IHOP, and Denny's in the wee hours of the morning? That's exactly what I'm talking about. See, a friend and I recently discovered exactly WHY goths are so attracted to these places.

"WAFFLES. THEY'RE SO FUCKING SPOOKY. Why didn't I see it before?! I mean, have you ever looked at one of those mofos? Pure. Anguish. Their brief lives are pain. They've been simmered in a hot pan or iron quite possibly burnt, only to be consumed by the consumer MACHINE, yo."

Waffles are therefore obviously a symbol of gothic culture.
Frat guy 1: "Hey man, last night was awesome! I need to get some coffee before I try to go to class. Maybe some breakfast, too. Denny's is still open, right?"

Frat guy 2: "Nah, man, that place is full of waffle goths, let's go to Bob Evans."
by hrcquirk September 5, 2005
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waffle-faced

Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.
Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.
by Goldendale August 11, 2006
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Pussy Waffle

A dangerous and war-torn pussy. It is the Somalia of vaginas.
Michelle Duggar had a pussy waffle after her latest miscarriage.
by tenaciousday October 18, 2012
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