A closeted homosexual. In order to be a full fledged white willow you must look gay, sound gay, and even act gay on occasions.
The longer the person has been in the closet, the whiter they are.
The longer the person has been in the closet, the whiter they are.
Man that guy has been a white willow for soooo long....honestly, closets are for clothes, come out already! We're all getting sick of him being the white willow!
by The Real White Willow December 26, 2010
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by The Real JC Tay July 23, 2012
Get the Willoughby mug.Someone that is vertically challenged to the point of being a clinical dwarf. In normal groups these 'people' are regularly the butt of sizist jokes and general banter. They are unsuspecting and are often used as 'little robbers' moving unnoticed through large crowds of people picking pockets and returning the loot to their regular sized leaders à la 'Oliver'. In certain areas of the country, notably Derby, Willmotts are employed by gangs of criminals to undergo tasks such as squeezing through small holes in order to gain entry to properties. In the midget world these 'little robbers' are severely frowned upon, with most midgets preferring to make a living in the circus or in zoo's rather than turning to robbery.
Did you see that girl last night? ...No, why? .... Oh, you might not have noticed her, she's well below your eyeline, I think she stole my wallet! She was such a Willmott
by JWForman November 8, 2010
Get the Willmott mug.When a woman's fiance has died before they had the chance to marry. When a man's fiancee has died before they had a chance to marry, he becomes her willower. Just like the tree, the fiance as departed from this world, the willow or willower STILL weeps even like those who have married.
Poor girl, her fiance has died and they had just set a date for the wedding. I guess that makers her his willow, then...
by Lady Byron October 22, 2010
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Get the Willoughby mug.verb: The act of placing an unwanted child in a makeshift raft and sending it downriver. As seen in the 1988 film.
"Hey... I hear Jessie finally did the right thing and willowed that little shit kid of hers, bout time!"
"Jeez Chad, I just don't know what do do about our newborn... my fathers going to kill me when he finds out!!!" "Easy babe, just willow that shit."
"Jeez Chad, I just don't know what do do about our newborn... my fathers going to kill me when he finds out!!!" "Easy babe, just willow that shit."
by greanspam September 21, 2007
Get the willow mug.As you get older, there will be times when you are surrounded by youth. You may know some of them. You may be related to some of them. For the most part, you find then annoying. They are primarily dumb shits who don’t understand what should be obvious. One man child will stand out. He will have wisdom beyond his years. You will see this in his eyes. He will be the one who will be the link between the ages or perhaps a language barrier. This man child will help you negotiate the delicate chasm of age, culture or language. Any negotiation or deal assisted by this man child is called a willet
by jimbolima June 5, 2010
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