Field Yates

The person in the group who will likely be ID'ed for the rest of his life

A - "Hey Jim, we need to go to a different bar."
B - "Why's that?"
C - "The bouncer doesn't believe Dan is of age to drink"
D - "What a Field Yates"

by cptduck31 August 22, 2016

Donut Field

A wide open space, preferably a snow covered parking lot, where one proceeds to do 360's in their vehicle to create a donut shaped skid mark.

"What's that over there?"
"A donut field! Go! Go! Go!"

by TheVanMans December 14, 2013

field tweet

A twitter update from someone overseas, usually gory.

Guy: "Dude... just blew away a man's jaw"

Girl: "Excuse me?"

Suggestive Standerby: "Whoa! Kid! No field tweets"

(as from Doonesbury)

by KallieT April 26, 2009

melissa fields

Being so awesome that your friends wished they were you.

'Let's pull a Melissa Fields and steal all the bathroom signs out of the high school so the new kids don't know where to go!'

Lets pull a Melissa Fields and steal the classroom and bathroom signs so the new kids don't know where they are going!

by Trickymissoz December 17, 2016

Field Ham

Watermelon.

"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."

by ThinkImSamFilcher101 November 14, 2012

field you

The substitution for fuck you in the 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club"

Bender yells "Field you" at the teacher in detention

by thebreakfastclub November 3, 2013

Mr. Fields

That dude who lurks by the Mrs. Fields shops in popular malls and hits on cute women who stop by. The women have lowered their defenses to focus on their search for desserts, and are therefore vulnerable to the approaches of this man.

*Man approaches Woman gazing longingly at a giant cookie cake*
Man: "Hey there, looks like you've got a sweet tooth. I've got something to fix that..." *winks seductively*
Woman: "Oh gosh you're one of those creepy Mr. Fields dudes, aren't you? Not interested."

by Ahab, Destroyer of Nations November 17, 2018