Wii hand 

The hand you use most often for playing Wii. This hand/arm is more dominant and most of the time, is stronger than the other arm. So you basically wind up with a super muscle-y arm and a weak arm.

The nunchuck arm is always the weakest because it barely has any uses.

Jacob: Hey dude, check out the Wii hand.
Zack: Damn! It's fucking huge!
Jacob: Yeah, been playing Mario&Sonic at the Olympic games. Got buff.
Zack: Your other arm looks wimpy as hell though.

Wii hand by TheEmoCupcake February 28, 2009

Wii fitness test 

The only game that's sole purpose is to insult someones age.

*12 yearold tries Wii fitness test*
Wii Fitness age: 69
*Chucks controller at TV*

Wii fitness test by 8tb39q4 g March 11, 2020

Wii Fit Trainer

An annoying ass smash ultimate character who won't shut the fuck up and keeps screaming "BONE" which is the one thing no bi or straight man will get for her flat annoying ass.

I was playing smash bros having a great time whooping some wii fit trainer mains ass fueled on by rage cause of the annoying fucking noises I kept hearing wanting to end the game so the trainer would shut tf up.

Wii Fit Trainer by Necrozma Beam October 24, 2020

wii-kend 

1. A weekend dedicated to continuous gaming on the Nintendo Wii.

2. The first weekend following the release of the Nintendo Wii.

3. An anonymous gathering of gay Catholics that usually lasts for two days.

I thought Reverend Joseph meant he was going to play Wii over his planned "wii-kend", but it turns out he was going to pound Reverend David.

wii-kend by Jerry R. Sun January 3, 2007

Wii-tard

Playing Wii sports while on ecstasy.

man 1: "man im rolling balls"
man 2: "lets play another round of wii golf"
man 1: "okay Wii-tard"

Wii-tard by ice.slim December 8, 2009

Wii hardcore fallacy 

The grievance of the Wii having no "hardcore" video games while concurrently complaining about such games being published for the Wii.

"People complain about the Wii not having any hardcore games, then complain when a good hardcore game comes out for it. Just another example of the Wii hardcore fallacy."

Wii hardcore fallacy by urutapu December 20, 2008

Wii Tard 

person who acts stupid while using the wii system

Shani is such a Wii Tard that she got hit with a shell 3 times in 2 seconds; Jasmine is so Wii Tarded that she falls over while playing her mario cart

Wii Tard by Jassanese February 8, 2009