toddler-whipped

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.

When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”

by jesshtx September 9, 2006

Piggy Whipped

To be followed and/or pulled-over by the police.

While speeding inattentively, I noticed flashing lights in my rearview, only to realize I had just been piggy whipped.

by P.E. Whipple July 30, 2011

new whip

A bad ass car that you just bought.

Here's the new whip.

by 383stroker March 15, 2015

water whipping

cooking crack

im in the kitchen water whipping

by gmg2k6 December 27, 2009

pistol whip

To strike a person with the handle of a handgun, generally in the head.

I didn't want to shoot him, so I pistol whipped him instead.

by icy February 12, 2003

whipping it out

removing ones dick from their pants in a very quick manner

that loser always whips it out at random times

by screwster May 14, 2005

True Whip

a guy who has a mushroom haircut and really cannnot pk

hey look its true whip the mushroom headed cunt that cant pk

by Reeves Mage March 4, 2010