weapon of gas destruction

A very pungent, very volatile, evil-smelling fart that can possibly cause nearby people to lose their willpower.

Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.

I am so fucking pissed off! I totally ruined my relationship with that girl because while I was dancing with her at the senior prom, I let out an uncontrollable weapon of gas destruction that left her and other couples in total disarray and dismay!

by Mark H July 2, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

What your ass becomes after eating an IHOP broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell for lunch and White Castle sliders & beer for dinner

you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night

by LEDP April 4, 2009

Wheat

Name for a teenage boy with an organic personality, usually possessing the build of a string-bean, spaghetti, or other material with the diameter of wheat. Very pale, this type of boy is most commonly spotted amidst the highschool mathletes or on the track to upkeep his wheat-like figure. While commonly beige in character, most people tend to appreciate their wheat-like friends. It must be noted, however, that some people are gluten free and cannot tolerate such boys.

Hey look it's carter!

What a guy, he's a real piece of wheat

by #1 holly hills roastmaster December 27, 2016

Dangerous Dave of Wheatley

The motherfucking hustling pimp from the ghetto of Wheatley, known as "Dangerous Dave".
Often seen loitering near the Harrowden Road area of the Doncaster war zone, Dangerous Dave is well known for shooting any cunt who is heard listening to Texas.
Beware, he is NOT to be confused with dangerous dave - Dangerous Dave of Wheatley is much more ghetto and is not a fucking stain.

Who the fuck is that running at 300mph? It's DANGEROUS DAVE OF WHEATLEY!

by Unknown. June 22, 2004

weapons of mass deception

An item created to fool people into believing something.

The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.

by George W. Bush July 9, 2003

whape

the act of raping a whale. whale rape.

dude, wanna go whape that beached narwhal?

i think that guy is a whapist

by swack July 20, 2012

freedom weapons

Large, powerful weapons when used by the U.S. and other freedom-loving countries. When terrorists use them, they are called "Weapons of Mass Destruction," but when we use them, they are "Freedom Weapons" because we're bringing freedom to the people we use them against.

Bush: We will strike the terrorists in Iraq with wave after wave of freedom weapons.

by astroman June 18, 2004