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"Bel Air," when used as a verb, means to copy a story that another person has posted to the Internet and replace the last half with the lyrics to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," starting with the line where my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
that dude posted about his gf on a forum but his post totally got bel air'd.
by astroman October 19, 2006
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Large, powerful weapons when used by the U.S. and other freedom-loving countries. When terrorists use them, they are called "Weapons of Mass Destruction," but when we use them, they are "Freedom Weapons" because we're bringing freedom to the people we use them against.
Bush: We will strike the terrorists in Iraq with wave after wave of freedom weapons.
by astroman June 18, 2004
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1. cream of the crop; best; the shit

2. a lesbian, or what they do to each other
"Givin' y'all nothing but the lick like two broads
Got more lyrics than the church got 'Ooh Lords'
" - Doom, Madvillainy
by astroman September 10, 2004
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Any time Apple's CEO, Steve Jobs, gets up and makes a keynote address at an Apple event, hordes of Mac users go totally bonkers speculating about what new products will be announced. The keynote address is often referred to as the "Stevenote," though for some people, just saying the word "keynote" is enough to get them a little excited.

The most prominent "Stevenote" of the year takes place in the first half of January, at the MacWorld San Francisco expo. Other notable Stevenotes occur at MacWorld Paris (which involves staying up until 3 or 4 AM to hear what Steve has to say), the Worldwide Developer's Conference, and various special events throughout the year.
I was thinking of buying a new PowerBook, but I have to wait until after the Stevenote in case they announce new ones!
by astroman January 7, 2005
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Tramy is the coolest down to Mars girl u'll ever meet....she can make u laugh and smile at will....and she is a nice(too nice)..careing....and lovable person...
Tramy called!....(*smiles)...
by astroman August 15, 2004
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