vulture

A young man who is into older women.

I went on a date with a vulture last night, and he didn't even have to take viagra at the end of the night..

by vulturemommy March 23, 2021

Tuna Vulture

A Tuna Vulture is a man or a group of men who flock around a single woman in an attempt to eat out her stank pussy, or to have sex. This usually involves an ugly ass girl who looks on the brink death (smell included) and a pair of several desperate men who had not had sex or a pussy to eat out in a very long time.

The woman sat down at the cafeteria for lunch and the Tuna Vultures immediately took the seats around her.

by LVTK January 7, 2011

Twitter vulture

People who search through old tweets to uncover racist, sexist or mostly out of context, non politically correct jokes or statements. People who think they're symbols of virtue but are essentially garbage collectors for likes and retweets.

"Peter is a Twitter Vulture, he's searching for old racist tweets on the people he follows"

by Nezhar March 18, 2019

You people are vultures

A phrase used to describe a group of people roasting you to make everyone think you won.

Guy 1: Hey, remember when you...
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're such a hypocrite!
Guy 3: Oh my god, you people are vultures!

by Agent-Cash November 29, 2017

vulture cocking

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.

After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.

by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023

Karma Vulture

A person who takes advantage of recently deceased celebrities to gain attention/praise online by submitting fan material (drawings, character customizations in games, low-effort AI art) while not being genuine or longtime fans of any sort; strictly performative grief. Coming across as well-intentioned shields them from criticism of their ulterior motives.

This guy on reddit just farmed 80,000 likes from his Ozzy Osbourne AI-generated eulogy. Just last week he was saying heavy metal is lame. The corpse isn't even cold yet! What a karma vulture.

by MartyAdvance July 24, 2025

Drama Vulture

Someone who feeds off of others' drama

Id say 'accident' for now. Get your friends to organize a family therapist, at some point they'll find out its suicide and you need to make sure it's age appropriate. Identify the drama vultures and avoid them, they'll blab and blab loudly and you don't want them finding out too soon from the wrong person.

There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa

by underthesand May 29, 2015