virtual balls

the act of talking/ typing rude and or annoying messages out of passive aggressiveness.
I don't have real balls so i use my virtual balls to hate on innovative people.
by foxysanfrancisco June 28, 2018
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Virtual domestic violence

Domestic violence between two people that aren't in the same house.
Cases of virtual domestic violence were on the rise since the coronavirus started, and guys were now virtually beating the shit out of their imaginary wives/imaginary lovers. Americans are not already worried enough about the wrong kind of shit, they need more of it to worry about, like virtual domestic violence.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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virtual gangster

Virtual Gangster is the sore loser in real life, s/he has a ball to talk shit online but they are timid, matey, and passive-aggresive in real life
by Sir. B January 12, 2021
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Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"
by GigglyPie October 12, 2008
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virtual pilot

A posh term for a gamer who plays video games that at least roughly fall into the flight simulation category. These games include X-Plane, Il-2 Sturmovik, Rise of Flight, Aces High 2, DCS: A-10C Warthog, Battlefield 4 and War Thunder. Virtual pilots who mostly play war oriented games often join a clan (labeled in the scene as "squad", "jagdgeschwader" etc) and subscribe to some form of fascist or spartan ideology.
Jack: I finally managed to take off and land without crashing. I'm a virtual pilot now!
by Nimitz November 24, 2013
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virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
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Virtual Trapping

Anything “legally” done to obtain any such profit, gain, and or notoriety of any sort via online.
I sold out of T-shirts , feels good to know all of my Virtual Trapping is paying off!
by Virt January 07, 2021
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