Virtual Pants

Virtual Pants is when a guy wants to have "virtual sex" or "Cyber Sex"

The boy wanted to get into my best friends virtual pants.

by GigglyPie January 22, 2009

virtual baby

to give birth to a virtual baby, you have to wait 9 days (signifying the 9 months) and then the child will come through the spirit of the heavens.

wow! a virtual baby!

by virtual baby May 9, 2021

virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.

You need to stop being a virtual optimist about this neighborhood, it hasn't improved in 20 years and has only gotten worse, as no one does anything to improve it.

by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018

Virtual crabs

The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.

I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!

by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018

You are all in a virtual

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.

Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"

by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023

Virtual lag

Lag that inexplicably appears on your computer for no reason at all and affects the entire device.

I've been playing my game for over an hour, but now there's some pretty extreme virtual lag.

by electricpants February 19, 2017

Virtual Bulimia

The compulsion to heave photos of half eaten meals into the nearest Facebook.

"Yo, waz up? Your facebook photos are all of half eaten pizzas. You gotta deal with your virtual bulimia, man, and stop heaving on my eyeballs,"

by kazbo January 27, 2012