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Violinist

The cocky members of an orchestra that always have the lead in songs. They always have to play faster than the rest of the orchestra, and louder.

They are those who play the violin. The violin is essentially, the child of the - far superior - viola, which was created prior to the violin.

A violinist is basically the skin, hair, and outer body of an orchestra. A violist is basically the limbs and muscles of the body. The cellists and bassists are basically the blood and nerves.

And as we all know, all that matters, is what is on the inside. Take this from a violist.
How many violinists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nine. One to change the lightbulb, and eight others to stand around looking good.
by Triathlor January 6, 2019
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Violinist

An individual who plays the violin, the smaller, higher pitched, homosexual cousin of the viola. As all true musicians know, the violin is the instrument equivalent of a Soy Boy, that is to say weaker, lacking testosterone, more narrow at the shoulders, and whinier. By the Hermetic principle of "as above, so below" we can therefore conclude that the Violinist, too, is an effeminate subhuman turbo-virgin.

If you or a loved one suffers from being a Violinist, consider buying them a better instrument, say, a Viola.
"Hey you wanted to find a Violinist to play in your Kansas tribute band, right? Why don't you look on Grindr?'
by BitterViolist October 14, 2019
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Violin

When pubic hair is caught between the scrotum and head of the penis
"I got a violin man its itching my cock!"
by Whisit August 4, 2008
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villiam

The defention of a ugly often geeky guy who will die virgin
" Did you see that guy? He looks like a real villiam, poor him."
by Johannes55590 December 12, 2016
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VIOLIN

A new and hiptacular way to say hello! VIOLIN is said in italic sarcam, thus suggesting that you are indeed not actually saying violin, but chello (cello), a popular term thrown out there by young hipsters wishing to send a quick greeting.
BosoxFanatic220 (6:23:35 PM): VIOLIN
xo sau x3 (6:23:43 PM): haha whats upp

-Hey man.
-VIOLIN.
-Whats up?
-Not a whole lot yourself?
-same hither...
by Sawyer June 11, 2006
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vilification

Making someone into the twirly-mustached, maiden-stealing, train-track-tying, culprit of lore
The vilification of Heathcliff in "Wuthering Heights" is ironic as he was once the victim.
by Cindy Lauper November 2, 2007
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villi

malicious lady, lady of villainous qualities
The best actor Oscar went to the villi of the film, though
a negative role.
by nitrem December 13, 2010
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