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vaginal orifice

Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.
I want to have sex in your vaginal orifice, babe. What can I say?
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008
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Elephantitis Vaginitis

The swelling of a woman's vagina that is so large her vagina can obviously be seen through her pants. Sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the vaginal lips. The easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women wearing lycra shorts or pants.
OMG, Andrea has the worst case of elephantitis vaginitis I've ever seen. She really needs to wear something to cover that up!
by vinspector December 18, 2011
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vaginal cream

Vaginal cream is used for the relief of vaginal symptoms such as dryness or itch.
She had a wicked pussy itch, so she put some vaginal cream on her vaginal regions.
by shayas21 June 1, 2005
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Vaginal Erection

Mmm...got a whiff of his cologne? Did he just take his shirt off at the gym? Did you start to feel a little tingly...down there? Perhaps a bit moist? And almost like your clitoris is standing 6 feet tall? Well girl, you've just suffered from a vaginal erection.
I was sitting at my desk and when he walked by I smelled his cologne. I had to run to the bathroom after I realized I'd just had a vaginal erection.
by vaginiqua October 26, 2011
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vaginal bloodfart

A vaginal fart that occurs while a lady is menstruating.
A: Did you go down on her?

B: No way, she's the queen of vaginal bloodfarts.
by mesolimbo April 15, 2005
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Vaginal cancer

Something you should never type into a definition bar!
by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004
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vaginal vomit

A GDer who has gained prommiedom by means of creating e-drama via Shellmac and "FUCK YOU HATERS" threads in which he names people and why they are failed abortions.
He's also dating another GDfag called "And I was like WHAT."
Gaiafag: "Fuck vaginal vomit!"
vaginal vomit v9000: "No no no. Fuck YOU."
by DanGreen October 28, 2010
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