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1) A sink like, usually porcelein, object mounted against a wall with a knob to flush ontop. Only found in bathrooms for men. Occasionally you'll stumble across a new-age urinal that flushes when the motion sensor detects you aren't there.

2) The place to put a chocolate cake.
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1)

Girl: What the fuck is that?
Boy: Urinal. It keeps me from peeing on your face.

2)

Dude: Check out that urinal. Its so clean and new.

Dude Deux: ...You're right. Lets buy a chocolate cake and stuff it in there.

Dude: Cool I'll bring my camera.
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I love Uriel more than anything else
Uriel by Tottallynoturiel May 22, 2018

urinal fart 

The act of passing gas while standing at a urinal. Sometimes the trip to the urinal is made solely for the purpose of the urinal fart. Females are unable to partake in the urinal fart...for obvious reasons.
Man I've got to fart really bad I need to go make a urinal fart.

Did you hear that urinal fart, he must have been holding that ll day.
urinal fart by Manic Med Student August 23, 2006

brendon urie

Very adorable eighteen-year-old lead singer of panic! at the disco. Talented singer, and always well dressed.
Kid 1: Have you seen panic! at the disco's music video for "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"?
Kid 2: Yeah, Brendon Urie looks pretty cute dressed up like a ring leader.

Brendon Urie

Only the most gorgeous guy on this planet. Lead singer of panic at the disco. Amazing singer, did i mention he's absolutely gorgeous?
Hannah: OMG. I love panic at the disco, Brendon Urie is so hot.
Other Person: I KNOW!
Brendon Urie by Hannahh Urie :) August 21, 2008

Brendon Urie

The extremly hot lead singer of Panic! At the Disco, the best band in the world all because of Brendon. Such a Sex God!
girl 1:have you heard of Panic! AT the Disco
girl 2:Yes isnt Brendon Urie SOOO HOTT!
girl 1: Hellz yeah
Brendon Urie by EtniesSkater June 29, 2006
Urieism n. (yur-ee-is-um)

-A religion founded by missdandilion on tumblr.
Formed for the fanbase of Panic! at the Disco.
-Their Church (The Urieist Church) is like the Catholic Church of Rome is to Christianity.

-The chief god in the Urieist religion is Brendon Urie, singer of Panic! At The Disco.
-Others worshipped are as follows: Dallon Weekes, Ryan Ross, Jon Walker, Ian Crawford, and Spencer Smith.
-Brendon Urie's birthday is to Urieists as Christmas is to Christians

Those who believe is Urieism are Urieists
I'm so converting to Urieism. I mean, I worship Brendon Urie everyday, and his birthday is like christmas to me, so it just seems right.