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go number two

To poop.
Mostly used by kids.
by SanchoFromRancho September 14, 2013
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Two trucks

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Zero Two (Kirby 64)

One of the more disturbing Nintendo Villains. It is the reincarnation of Zero from Kirby Dreamland 3. Zero died at the end of the game, but came back with an angelic form, possibly proving its death. (Yes Zero Two and Zero are the same being, some become confused)

Just like old Zero, Zero Two is shown bleeding in Kirby, mostly from its eye or around that area. It is a large ball shaped white creature, with no facial features other than a giant red eyeball in the middle of its face. It has polygonal wings with red tipped feathers at the end, soaked in blood. A giant band-aid covers the top of its head and it also has a halo. Its ball shaped body ends in a small peak at the bottom of its body, which is its tail. It growls into a long green thorny rose stem-like tail when the halo and eye is hit enough times by Kirby's Crystal Gun. That is the weak point, the only point where damage is taken.

Zero Two appears in the Kirby 64 game for the Nintendo 64. He is the true final boss, not Miracle Matter.

If ALL crystal shards are found, and Miracle Matter is defeated again, the path to Dark Star opens. Dark Star is where the true final boss of the game, Zero Two appears.

Zero Two can also be written as 02. It is pronounced Zero Two as its official name, not Zero squared, oxygen, "O" two. The tags labeled oxygen, "O" two or Zero squared were included to show others this is the incorrect spelling/pronounciation of the name.

Zero Two is the creator of all the dark matter. It is not known if it has a gender or not. Zero Two lives a miserable existance to never have the blessing to feel any positive emotions at all. In jealousy, Zero Two wreaks havoc on the worlds of Kirby. It felt if itself could not feel happiness, neither should everyone else.

Zero Two is the first Nintendo villain I know of to show blood in an E rated game. Then again the blood wasn't too realistic, the bloods spray in circular clouds in the game.

SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL CONTRIBUTION:
Zero Two's theme in a more rock and roll remix version is unlockable in Brawl, the requirement being getting 5,000 coins total in Coin Matches.

RUMOR OR NOT?
Zero Three, the third form of Zero is said to appear in the Wii version of the Kirby game. True or not? Let's find out~
1. Zero Two (Kirby 64) is one of the most badass Nintendo bosses ever!

2. (reaches the true end of the game) Damn what the frick, Kirby went all Neon Genesis Evangelion on us!
by Heart-Shaped Odangos! February 18, 2009
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One Two Teddy

To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.
thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal
by Microstakes May 16, 2008
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Two Pump Chump

A man who can not handle sexual interaction for a long period of time. Resulting in premature ejaculation.
Son of a Bitch Cheryl, that guy last night was a two pump chump.

My girlfriend dumped me because I am a two pump chump.

Allan is such a loser. I blew him for like 30 seconds before he came. He's a two pump chump.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
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Two-a-days

Two-A-Days, or sometimes known as Hell Week, is a term in football to describe when a football team has practice twice a day: in the morning, and in the afternoon or evening. Two-A-Days are usually done the beginning of fall, such as the end of July or mid-August, but are sometimes done on a daily basis for some teams.
Two-a-days,,,,practice from 230pm until 8pm
by 5 J's August 21, 2007
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Droppin two's

The act of putting up the 2-fingered peace sign. Usually signifying a person's exit.
Steve: "Hey man, wanna hang out some more tonight?"
John: "Nah man, I shouldn't. I gotta get home and go to bed."
Steve: "Alright dude."
John: "Droppin two's, man."
by Decimotox October 25, 2009
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