Tomato Patch

An unkempt, hairy pussy, that is so thick that you can't actually see the genitalia.

I planned on going down on Amy last night until I pulled down her panties and saw her tomato patch.

by Koban November 22, 2009

Tomato Soup

Performing Oral sex on a female that is menstrating

I had a warm bowl of Tomato Soup from that slut next door, with some oyster crackers!

by Mike Laukaitiis May 8, 2003

Tomatoes

Discreet way of saying marijuana.
Taken from a Trailer Park Boys episode, where Ricky is on the phone and uses the word Tomatoes in place of weed in case the phone line is tapped.

"I can't grow that many tomatoes with what I got, this is fucked!" - Ricky

by Mr. Fucyomudda May 25, 2007

tomato

Used in the boxing industry - to describe a fighter whom is either past his prime or inexperienced, and is used to fill his opponents record

"Did you see the fight last night?"
"Yeah that bloke was a complete tomato"

by dino_man June 11, 2006

Tomato Soup

When you cum inside a girl while she's on her period.

Dude, I heard Marcos Tomato Souped this one girl.

by TheDorkling January 14, 2017

tangy tomato

shoving your bloody dick in her mouth after period sex

She was on the rag and being a bitch, so I gave her a tangy tomato!

by t-dog1 September 24, 2008

tomato

A code word used at hydroponics shops for a marijuana plant.

Hi, I would like to grow a tomato plant, and heard this method produces more product.

by groovis March 10, 2004