Toucheyes

A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.

Don't be such a Toucheyes.

Are you saying that Toucheyes doesn't deserve to live.

by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014

touchdalight

When someone is being real and you wanna compliment them

Wow you’re such a touchdalight

by Socixlclimbers May 9, 2018

Toucan

To take a faaaat drag from a zoot.

Person 1: aha mate you’re slacking on the high.

Person 2: init mate I need an extra drawl

Person 1: nah drongo don’t ruin the formation of the rotation, just take a toucan drag.

Person 2: aii mate that’s sent me gone

Person 1: you fuckin druggo

by Bushhed August 13, 2018

touch plates

A sensual card game requiring one or more players to touch those plates, preferably hard plates, but don’t reject soft plates either. Have fun and be safe

Let’s play a nice game of touch plates

by Hard touch plates 🤫 February 25, 2020

Touch Trigger

This is a trigger reacted by touch. it can trigger ptsd, or anxiety/panick attacks. or even anger. This is commonly an in person trigger but it can also effect gameplays where you dont want anything to touch you. People have different reasons for having a touch trigger and thats their business.

example
"please, dont touch me. it makes me really really uncomfortable."
"oh shoot im so sorry. do you have a touch trigger?"

by G30rge ? July 22, 2021

Kitten Toucher

Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.

Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.

by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009

colitis touch

Where everything you touch turns to shit

Man you had to see Joe,he had the colitis touch today and to top it off it's Monday

by Dr.Jeffery June 17, 2014