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crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.
Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.
by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022
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Bell head torpedo

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo
by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023
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Doo doo torpedoes

Taking a refreshing shit off the back of a boat.
Sorry Mike I can't wait. I'm going to have to send a few doo doo torpedoes off the back of the boat.
by 123bdk October 6, 2023
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Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.
Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..
by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024
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Torpedo

The most overrated vehicle in roblox jailbreak, some even call it a soap bar with wheels. Typically glazed by sweats with over 70 million cash.
Who wants a free Torpedo? Comment your name to join the giveaway!
by Crobbeeee72 May 21, 2024
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Proton Torpedo

While having sex pull out just prior to shooting off your load, aim, believe you can (or use the Force), and fire into the open mouth of your partner. If done right, this will cause a convulsion in your partner much like the Death Star blowing up.

Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"
Luke listened to Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force Ghost and turned off his targeting computer. Because Luke used the Force, he was able to launch two proton torpedo (es) (load) perfectly down the main exhaust shaft (mouth) of the Death Star.
by Hands Solo29 November 30, 2021
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Fluffy torpedo

We saw him naked, he had a fluffy torpedo!
by Dreamsofoldmen March 30, 2024
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