Horton hears a toot

This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him

My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot

by RubyRubyRoo July 23, 2023

Honk Poo Toot

A greeting, commonly used amoung young professionals in an office environment

Hi, Honk Poo Toot

Goodbye, Honk Poo Toot

She is getting on my nerves, Honk Poo Toot

by Lilly Rose22 May 09, 2011

I've got the toots

(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure

"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"

by meatyluvers December 26, 2015

toot gone bad

When a (fart) turns into a bowel movement you were not expecting.

I had to go change my underwear, due to a toot gone bad.

by BruinFn4Lf November 30, 2007

can't toot for pootin'

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

by Jackalman April 14, 2009

Toot ‘n’ scoot

When you place your butt on your sex partners chest, release the shit inside of it then scoot down there torso smearing it in. Once you have reached your partners stomach you bounce up and down until they either throw up, shit them selves, or die.

Jessie was being bad so I gave her the old toot ‘n’ scoot

by QOP69 April 20, 2021

Toots McGee

the name of the baby bob

damn that toots mcgee is cute.

by lre December 25, 2005