Tooch

a toot from a cooch; a vaginal fart. also known as a queef or vart. can be used as a noun (a tooch), or a verb (to tooch).

after i plowed her vagina for an hour or so, she went to pee and tooched out a couple of tooches...i was proud of my work

by ricelaw January 15, 2009

tooch

noun- another word for cooch,vagina, pussy, cunt, twat, snatch or other words for the female genetals.

I bet that bitch has a nice tooch!

by barton666 April 15, 2008

tomcruisecool

The feeling you get after watching Mission Impossible 1, MI2, and MI3, that anything is possible, despite some glaring scientific impossibility. For example, in MI2, Tom Cruise is shown scaling a 350,000 foot mountain without any climbing aids and with his almost bare hands. But he does it and acts cool when he reaches the top. Also can come from watching Top Gun.

That Mission Impossible 3 movie makes me want to go all cocky and cool at the same time, like tomcruisecool cocky and cool, but I know that's not going to happen because I'll probably break a leg in the process.

by lexnex May 12, 2009

Tomcat

An older man around age 50-80 who looks to pick up younger females, they prefer teenagers over all (around 14-17).

That tomcat always has a new chick commin around.

by The SAMZ December 25, 2010

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

tomahawk

To swipe one's index and middle finger in one's sweaty ass crack or ball-bag crack and procede to smear it in an unsuspecting victims nose. Usually accompanied by tribal hoots and dancing.

I tomahawked Chatzo while he was talking to his teacher and he said he could smell my sweaty coin purse for 10 mins.

by dirty miagi February 14, 2004

Tomahawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.

"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomahawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me

by Dave March 23, 2004