Totter

Totter is an affectionate, playful nickname commonly used by parents, grandparents, and caregivers (especially in British, Australian, and some American families) to refer to a baby or very, toddler who has only recently learned to walk and still moves with the characteristic unsteady, waddling, or teetering gait of early walkers.

Come here, my little totter, let Grandma catch you before you face-plant into the cat!

by jspellingpenc72 November 19, 2025

the teeter

Harris Teeter food markets.

I'm going to the teeter to shop for groceries.

by Bernadette 3 October 4, 2008

cob toter

Someone who is unsophisticated, grew up in a rural area or on a farm

Journalists were prone to call the Congressman a cob toter when he gave off the cuff speeches.

by two headed turtle January 25, 2011

Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015

book toter

Someone who tries to get into someone's pants by "helping" them with their books.

Dude did you see that douche pull the old book toter yesterday?

by Fetty wherp September 3, 2016