Tobin

An employee who rides the bosses dick all day. When they are not dick riding, they choose to talk to all the women in the office to pretend that they are not homosexual.

Did you hear Larry was going golfing with boss tomorrow?
Yeah, he’s such a tobin, we all know he would rather be staring at those fuck boy interns asses.

by Lorenzo Von Matterhorn August 8, 2018

Tobin

A sexual act in which one inseminates himself.

He loves it tobin style.

by Philosirapper December 19, 2016

Toink

When an individual or an object lands and hits someone. Thats when you say toink, to add your own sound effect :P

an apple falls off a tree and hits somebody's head.. (Toink)

by Bullseye93 August 26, 2010

toini

The one person in the friend group who is too socially awkward for their own good. They may or may not be a weeb. You should probably call them Tortellini just to mess with them.

"Yo dude! Did you see that Toini?"
"omg yeah bro, oof she definitely has social anxiety"

by itsjuleslmao July 15, 2020

Toeing the line

Putting your big toe in someone’s ass crack.

I had to wash my feet after sex last night. I was really toeing the line.

by LukeofDuke August 6, 2021

toenail clippings

the stuff that's in the bag of snacks you left at your friends house

I forgot my toenail clippings at my friends house. I can't eat dinner now :(

by toe_eater January 26, 2022

tofin

Someone who is too good-looking not to notice.

Yaoh! She is tofin for you, man!

by Doktah See March 26, 2004