forks-intellectual

A special kind of pseudo-intellectual who regularly reveals their lack of real knowledge and sophistication by mispronouncing the pretentious words they try to weave into conversation.

Forks-intellectual: "Oh my, what a terrible forks-paz"
Regular person: "You mean a faux-pas?"
Forks-intellectual: "A what?"

by Lawrence Steelwind April 13, 2011

a fork in the chode

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011

fork her

When you stick one finger in her ass and another finger in her pussy at the same time

I like to fork her

by Licker75 July 1, 2015

Chicken with a Fork

Defines a snob.
One who would eat chicken with a

knife and fork instead of with one's fingers.

she is likely a chicken with a fork type.

by been there too May 5, 2009

Flesh Forks

Your bare fingers

Person A: "Dude, I don't have any forks."

Person B responds: "Just use your flesh forks."

by SawOne October 28, 2008

fork and knife

cockney rhyme for "wife"

"Tony, where's the fork and knife gone?"

by mikee84 May 13, 2008

fork and spoon

1) A generic faux pas
2) Off center
3) Unbalanced
4) Not quite right

I look like a fork and spoon in this costume.

Bush was a fork and spoon to invade iraq.

by tski July 30, 2003