The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"
Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011
Person 1 emerges from bathroom.
Person 2: That was a pretty big shit.
1: Yeah. Anyway, how're you?
2: I'm good, you?
1: Yeah, I'm doing alrii—
A look of terror comes over Person 1's face.
1: Oh no! Aftershock!
Person 1 runs back to the toilet clutching his arsehole.
Person 2: That was a pretty big shit.
1: Yeah. Anyway, how're you?
2: I'm good, you?
1: Yeah, I'm doing alrii—
A look of terror comes over Person 1's face.
1: Oh no! Aftershock!
Person 1 runs back to the toilet clutching his arsehole.
by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll December 18, 2015