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trunk funk

1. The female equivalent of swamp ass.

2. The layer of sweat, slime, etc. that accumulates in a woman's ass crack on a hot summer's day.

3. A sweaty condition existing in a woman's ass region. Amplified during exertion and in particularly hot and humid weather.
I normally like to eat out an ass, but after she got back from the gym she had some nasty trunk funk going on so I went with the stinky pinky instead.
by Darnydb July 19, 2010
mugGet the trunk funkmug.

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.
by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003
mugGet the Funk monstermug.

Funk rubber

A person who insists upon rubbing their funk on everything as a means of feeling powerful and/or important.
My boss is such a funk rubber - always getting involved but contributing nothing.
by Suffering in silence February 6, 2014
mugGet the Funk rubbermug.

Penetration funk

Subgenre of funk having a groove so funky smooth mere mortals achieve instant uncontrollable arousal.
She was a bad motherfunker from the start, but the sweet sounds of penetration funk transformed her into a human sex machine.
by Piss pot McDougal December 26, 2015
mugGet the Penetration funkmug.

Dry Funk

The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
by T Macalicious April 29, 2014
mugGet the Dry Funkmug.

jammy funk

the sheer delight of having you between my thighs. feeling your weight. sensing your excitement (it equals mine). what is your naked gasp going to sound like?
i want to bite something.
with you im not ashamed of what makes me feel good.
🖤
"can you put the jammy funk on repeat?"
by Krkič September 19, 2019
mugGet the jammy funkmug.

Funk Faker

1. Someone trying to be something they're not.

2. Faking the funk
I just bought half carat diamond studs!

You're white, stop being a funk faker.
by SJS. February 28, 2011
mugGet the Funk Fakermug.

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