i'm a weiner

What mario says when he wins.

I'm a weiner! I got a star!

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 28, 2011

weiner gravy

man fluid.

the weiner gravy has dissapeared from the museum.

by carl November 14, 2003

weiner burn

When, due to prolonged sex acts, your dick becomes a chafed nightmare.

After that swinger session Paul had the worst weiner burn.

by DrTandtheWomen August 11, 2016

Weiner Roll

Weiner Roll

"How'd you sleep last night Doug"?
Weiner Rolled Bob...I tossed and turn all night like a weiner cooking at Circle K

by weinersmakeyousmile November 22, 2018

weiner alarm

A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"

My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.

by Cock Anusal February 8, 2017

Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023

Weiner porridge

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.

Tash has weiner porridge on her face

by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017