trombone

A sexy woman licking the asshole of a man while jack him off.

I ask the girlfriend to give me a "trombone" before dinner.

by Gemini S.Jones June 2, 2007

trombone

When your girlfriend is licking oones ass and at the same time she wanks one off.

Jocelyn's tongue was dirty and then she reached around .......... and played the trombone

by JP March 7, 2005

trombone

leveraging the reciever of oral sex to transition to a rim job. it is called this because the twisted body parts resemble a trombone

i surprised my gal when i was eating her and i pushed her leg back and licked her ass and her contorted body made me think i was playing the trombone

by akajax November 2, 2008

rusty tombone

Golfer who's shot pattern is duff, fat, shank, penalty, good shot, 3 putt for a triple bogey on every hole. Shoots between 110 and 125. This golfer plays no more than 4 times per year.

That old Cratty used to be a rusty tombone but he really put his time in to improve his game. Did you see the way he played at Jon Herzog's bachelor party?

by Neil Costa September 28, 2008

Turkish Trombone

The act of a woman head bobbing on a penis (much like a walking pigeon rubber necking) while she is aggressively inserting a hollow metallic tube into the asshole of the standing man.

I walked in on my lady poking her BOB (battery operated boyfriend) and she was kind enough to give me the best Turkish Trombone with the wet end.

by Mullet or Gullet February 13, 2009

Dirty Trombone

You have a female/ life partner sit on your lap. that partner then shats on your penis then proceeds to spread it around the entire shaft. You then take hold of your meat-stick and stick it into any hole off your choosing on the body of your partner.

Your vagina smells like you had a dirty trombone

by GettinDatPussy May 21, 2011

Double Barrel Trombone

Chick's on her hands and knees, doggy position, ass in the air. Her partner gives her a rimjob while stimulating her vagina and clitoris with a dildo or vibrator, sliding it in and out like the slide on a trombone.

I gave my girlfriend the "Double Barrel Trombone" last night, made her howl with pleasure.

by painted_stick69 October 13, 2011