Therapy Dave

Who is "Therapy Dave?"

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

therapy

Therapy. Literally human torture that some parents make their children go to when a child misbehaves or even that adults take themselves to for help that just makes you question your entire existence. It is usually very weird and these people get paid to ask what your biggest secrets are, and if you go with your parents, even if they tell you they will not tell them a word you say they will tell them. Never trust a therapist. Those creatures need to be locked up. The name of em says it all! The-Rapist like wtf do not waste your money on those bitches.

Therapist: okay so im just working at therapy for the drama and good money so whats your secrets?
Person: Uhh i pee myself every night because im scared of monsters!
Therapist: ok then uhhh i dont have any advice for you just stop pissing yourself, weirdo
Person: arent you suppost to help me? ugh anyways i also got this girl pregnant
Therapist: dang you little hoe what you want me to do tf?

Person: GIVE ME ADVICE WHAT!?!?!?!?
Therapist: okay im done session over. Anything else before i talk to your parents?
Person: finally but whatever you do and i mean it do not tell my parents i got someone pregnant PLEASE!
Therapist: Of course i wont i "promise"
Parents: okay so what happened?
Therapist: your child is weird asf so first he pisses his bed AND he got a girl pregnant!
Parents: TF THAT KID IS GROUNDED!!!!

by extrafrfr January 10, 2024

Therapy Circle

When men stand in a circle formation, with everyone jackin the bud to their right. A world renowned mental recovery method.

My therapist just recommended me a family therapy circle!

by Licensed Therapist February 3, 2024

Therapy

The fact you have searched this on urban dictionary says you need it.

“Hey i’m going to therapy”

“take me with you please“

by Alipally December 2, 2023

Therapy

A corrupt practice that does nothing but placate the masses with a sordid past that's filled with malpractice and malfeasance.

Hym "Therapy serves no purpose other than to try to convince people to prioritize being 'people,' being the abstract phantom, over being 'the self.' The inevitable outcome of therapy is just more therapy."

by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

Therapy

(HELP I JS REALISED THERE WASN'T A DEFINITION FOR THIS!)
Therapy is what most people need, and is espicially useful when you have depression, PTSD, anxiety or anything of the sort. Also a great way to vent your shit on a random person and have them fully agree with you.

Random kid to parent: Mum I need therapy
Parent: You know in my days we had to walk mountians, skin rabbits, wade through swamps, fight a lion, be mentally tortured, AND WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY THERAPY. So get on with life.

by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024

Therapy Card

The rhetorical move of suggesting that someone's strongly held opinion, emotional response, or ideological stance is not a legitimate viewpoint but a symptom of unaddressed personal trauma or mental instability requiring professional intervention. It pathologizes disagreement, implying the opponent isn't rational but damaged, and that the debate table should be swapped for a therapist's couch. It’s a way to cloak personal attacks in a veneer of faux concern.

Example: When someone expresses deep anger about systemic injustice, a reply like "You need to log off and play the therapy card, bro. This level of rage isn't healthy" attempts to reframe their political critique as a personal psychological problem, invalidating the content of their argument by questioning their emotional fitness to hold it.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026