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Owen's syndrome

Owens syndrome (OS), also known as trisomy CYMRU, is a genetic disorder caused by the presence of all or part of a third copy of CYMRU.

It is typically associated with physical growth delays, characteristic facial features and mild to moderate intellectual disability.
The altered CYMRU gene dosage has been linked with other syndromes suggesting a pivotal role in mental development.

The first recorded case occurred in an elderly adult male (G.OWEN), who had severely suffered throughout his life.
Atypical symptoms have been shown at higher occurances in smokers and frequenters of “Monny O’Clock”. These include red pilling girls, a slow sluggish gait, weak concentration and immunity to sarcasm.

Weakening of the hearts ability to repair in response to damage has been demonstrated, while not exclusive to this disease it is far from uncommon.

The olfactory system and parietal lobes are shown to be severely impaired, as such the pallet remains unrefined and diet is severely limited to pastry products.
That Gethin over there is riddled with Owen's syndrome.
by gethin diagnoser June 6, 2018
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Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
by High Hiter October 6, 2018
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Boyko syndrome

When you walk into a room to tell someone something, and forget what you were going to say
Menachem: "Wassup", Eli: "oh no I forgot what I was going to say, I have boyko syndrome"
by Freeze2264 February 24, 2021
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Craft syndrome

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?
I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.
by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010
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Yie Syndrome

Yie Syndrome is a situation where one person kept biting the pen tip and it ended up leaking ink. After that, they will proceed to stain their hands and clothes. After this, the victim will type in Discord asking what they should do, using their Vietnamese keyboard instead of English.
He has contracted a disease better known as Yie Syndrome.
Oh no! My Yie Syndrome is acting up again.
by Anon Popo October 21, 2020
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Target Syndrome

The phenomenon that occurs when a person walks into target knowing what to buy and leaves spending a lot more money and buying more things than expected.
I went to target to pick up a dish rack and some paper towels. I walked out with a dish rack, paper towels, sheets, comforter, barbecue grill, and a shredder. Looks like I have target syndrome.
by Niqsta June 29, 2010
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Assholeburgers Syndrome

Assholeburgers Syndrome Not to be confused with, or imply disrespect for individuals with Aspergers Syndrome.

A person (male or female) who's default setting is asshole. Overtime they've learned to mask their true self and can appear quite charming, but beware, invariably their inner asshole will appear. These people can (and will) eventually fuck you over in every way imaginable.
Waitress to coworker: that guy is sweet and charming when he has a woman with him, but when he's not trying to impress someone, he is a total dick. He has Assholeburgers Syndrome.
by Pacratious January 27, 2016
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