No Shit

A word to respond to something shocking or unexpected, or something you really dont care about.
Often replied with a comeback, "Shit no"

A: OMFG! I found some mexicans snorting coke inside the freezer of apple bee's!
B: No shit??
A: Shit no!

A:Dude your car rides and handles great!
B:Thats exactly what your mom told me last night.
A:No shit?
B:Shit no!!
A:Wtf?

by Xent December 28, 2005

shit

a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.

Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright

by XePoison February 26, 2018

Shit

Shit means poop

Don’t come in here I’m taking a shit

by RyMuzik March 17, 2021

Shit

Out of your anus

I shit today and it felt great

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Shit

What you say when the WiFi networks go out

Shit the WiFi went out

by Jana Jordan December 26, 2018

Shit on

To be absolutely demolished in a competition, conversation, or some other form of interaction where someone can make you cry for mommy.

"Dude they absolutely shit on our team tonight!"

by MyPPhurt October 21, 2019

Shit

You...

You are a shit

by HayleyDog101 May 4, 2020