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The Dark Nap

1: A nap taken after blackout drinking; when you wake up it's night time
2: A nap taken after day drinking with friends; when you wake up it's night time
1: After I got roofied I took The Dark Nap
2: Down in Savannah we got drunk by 3pm and then took The Dark Nap
by Quinn Tessential August 25, 2017
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nap trap

Any object or place that leads you to take a "surprise" nap.

Oftentimes, one wakes up completely bewildered or shocked that they fell asleep in a nap trap, even if they have fallen into the nap trap before.
Example 1:

3PM on Sunday
Me: Hmm. I guess I'll just sit here on the sofa and watch TV for half an hour.

4:20PM that same day
Me: *Opens eyes* Crap, did I just fall asleep?
Roomie: *Walks by* Dude, you know that couch is a nap trap.

Example 2:

No wonder I am failing calculus, that warm classroom is a total nap trap.
by kmac15 December 2, 2014
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Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
by 4highs August 16, 2023
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Nap fog

The dazed, weak, or unsteady feeling experienced after an ill managed nap.
"Topher rose unsure of the date and time, his nap fog heavy after an afternoon snooze. It followed him around for the next 30 minutes as he reacquainted himself with the day"
by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 13, 2021
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King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..
King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.
by asdfasdfsdaf December 28, 2007
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spot nap

An unplanned nap of spontaneity....
Bro #1- hey man. so i was like uh watching the jersey shore with my collar popped and i totally crashed after sippin' on half a corona light. it wasn't planned at all

Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing

Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library

Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!
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lunch nap

Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.
I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.
by Loco007 October 14, 2017
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